KFC’s New Artificial Nuggets. Yum

Just eaten with my mummy
(And with my daddy too)
KFC’s new artificial
Nuggets (spices too)

Asked mummy if this artificial
Meat was free-range grown?
As well as all the herbs and spices
Green and yellow brown

(She said she’d ask Colonel Sanders…)

I am a little worried
Will come to Hungry Jacks
Artificial meat and spices
(Also Donalds Mac)

Don Matthews  July 2020
 
I concentrate on writing humour poetry.  More can be found at ‘Flippant, Comic, and Serious’
 

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3 thoughts on “KFC’s New Artificial Nuggets. Yum

  1. I do question what goes into artificial meats and normal meat in fast food chains in general 😂

  2. 🤣🤣 … funny 😁

  3. Stop it. You’re making me hungry. Wonderful poem. Lots of delicious imagery!! 🙂

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