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KFC’s New Artificial Nuggets. Yum

Just eaten with my mummy
(And with my daddy too)
KFC’s new artificial
Nuggets (spices too)

Asked mummy if this artificial
Meat was free-range grown?
As well as all the herbs and spices
Green and yellow brown

(She said she’d ask Colonel Sanders…)

I am a little worried
Will come to Hungry Jacks
Artificial meat and spices
(Also Donalds Mac)

Don Matthews  July 2020
I concentrate on writing humour poetry.  More can be found at ‘Flippant, Comic, and Serious’


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